Ingredients

• 1 cup packed parsley sprigs
• 1/2 tsp. grated lime zest
• 1 cup cold water
• 1/2 cup fresh lime juice
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1 (10 oz) bottle club soda
• Gin or Vodka

Preparation

Purée all ingredients except club soda in a blender 1 minute. Strain through a fine-mesh sieve into a large glass measure. Serve over ice with booze and and top off with club soda.

Makes 6 drinks

Note: Freshly prepared, this drink is plutonium green and glowing. If you let it sit for too long, instead it becomes bog water greenish brown, good for tricking people into thinking they’re drinking spiked diarrhea.